Harmony Hill with just enough mud and death cookies to keep you focused. There was a price to pay for straying off the left side of the trail.
I'm learning to ride gears again. My riding frequency is down and the SS is beating up my knees. It really is amazing what a difference in riding style, you actually forget how to ride gears effectively. For example I keep forgetting to stay seated and spin through the uphill technical stuff.
I came here yesterday to avoid the hunters. The trail network has really blossomed over the last few years, and it's only a 10 minute drive (or a 30 minute ride). More Harmony Hill in the near future...
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
2010 Bike Bonfire and Beer Exchange Fun Quiz
Following is the 2010 Bike Bonfire and Beer Exchange Fun Quiz. All characters, companies, products and events described in this fun quiz are fictitious, and no similarity with any real persons or entities, living or deceased, is intended or should be inferred.
AS's wife knows that if AS goes to the bonfire that their dental deductible will be paid before the end of December.
DC took the fire jumping contest to new heights when he attempted to jump the bonfire:
In the last two bonfires MY has:.
Last year MH impersonated Dr. Henry Kissinger so that he could:
The ladies panties that CD gave to SM as a gag gift were actually from :
The day after the 2008 bonfire when MR could not find his Best Beer Presentation contest entry, he accused MO7S of destroying the family heirloom. He was upset because of the rule that all entries must burn to be eligible. Where was the family heirloom?
The "MRDBS" sign nailed to a tree on the Bonus Loop stands for:
One of our riders MM was nicknamed "DB4." In his case "DB" stands for
TP's commitment to mountain biking is suspect because:
What was The Cougar's opening line at Chelsea's?
DM purchased a bike off eBay "because it looked cool." Too bad for him because this bike has an unfortunate tendency to:
Match the rider with the riding outfit or accessory that they DID wear on at least one ride:
SF is one of the few with a trail named after him. This trail is called:
KO is considered an anti-social mountain biker because he:
After someone crashes RI has been known to say:
Please click the comment link at the bottom of this post to record your answers. The winner will get a free ride with SM to the windowless Video-X-Press in Malvern to shop for party favors.
AS's wife knows that if AS goes to the bonfire that their dental deductible will be paid before the end of December.
- True
- False
DC took the fire jumping contest to new heights when he attempted to jump the bonfire:
- With two feet
- With a bicycle
- With a garden tractor
- While soaked in kerosene
In the last two bonfires MY has:.
- Laughed and Cried
- Laughed and Danced
- Flown and Danced
- All of the above
Last year MH impersonated Dr. Henry Kissinger so that he could:
- Bring world peace
- Be first in line for hot chili
- Throw Jenna into the fire
- None of the above
At the 2007 bonfire MR left the party early (and mad) and was about to walk into his house when he decided to go back to the bonfire to take a swing at one of the other riders.
- True
- False
The ladies panties that CD gave to SM as a gag gift were actually from :
- CD's wife
- SM's sister
- Both CD's wife and SM's sister
- The Cougar at Chelsey's
The day after the 2008 bonfire when MR could not find his Best Beer Presentation contest entry, he accused MO7S of destroying the family heirloom. He was upset because of the rule that all entries must burn to be eligible. Where was the family heirloom?
- In the fire pit (ashes)
- Somewhere east of Downingtown in the Brandywine Creek
- Safely stashed in his truck parked in his driveway
- None of the above
The "MRDBS" sign nailed to a tree on the Bonus Loop stands for:
- MR's Deep Brain Stimulation
- MR's Drunken Bike Shop
- MR's Drunken Brain Stimulation
- None of the above
One of our riders MM was nicknamed "DB4." In his case "DB" stands for
- Diamond Back
- Douche Bag
- Double Black-diamond
- Diarrhea Bubble
TP's commitment to mountain biking is suspect because:
- His other bike is a motorcycle
- His front fork is a lefty
- All of the above
- None of the above
What was The Cougar's opening line at Chelsea's?
- "You guys from around here?"
- "Is that a spanner wrench in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"
- "I'm no spring chicken, but I am a cougar! Grrrrrrr!"
- "I need to get me some Irish meat and potatoes!"
DM purchased a bike off eBay "because it looked cool." Too bad for him because this bike has an unfortunate tendency to:
- Debit his PayPal account
- Fold in half when traversing uneven ground
- None of the above
- All of the above
Match the rider with the riding outfit or accessory that they DID wear on at least one ride:
- Riders
- RV
- DM
- JA
- DC
- BG
- Outfit/accessory:
- Flesh-tone leotards
- Bootyliscious booties with pink trim
- Skate-boarder helmet
- Wool sport coat
- Green polka-dot union suit
SF is one of the few with a trail named after him. This trail is called:
- SF's demise
- The Bonus Loop
- SF's mud pit
- Sidewinder
KO is considered an anti-social mountain biker because he:
- Brings rotten wood to the bonfire
- Rides while listening to an iPod
- Won't chew tobacco (except once in the BVIs)
- All of the above
After someone crashes RI has been known to say:
- "Pain is temporary, glory is forever"
- "Chicks dig the dirty ones"
- ”I’d rather have a brother that was gay than a cousin that was a roadie"
- 1 and 2
Please click the comment link at the bottom of this post to record your answers. The winner will get a free ride with SM to the windowless Video-X-Press in Malvern to shop for party favors.
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Announcing the 5th Annual Bike Bonfire and Beer Exchange
This note is to officially announce that the 5th Annual Bike Bonfire and Beer Exchange will be held on Friday December 17th.
We'll kick off the evening with the requisite night ride through Marsh Creek State Park where, if the past four years are any indication, we'll experience frozen fingers, mechanical breakdowns, and if we're lucky a couple of spectacular crashes during the mad dash back to the security of the beer and the fire pit.
Upon our return, we'll ignite a massive pile of kiln-dried kerosene-soaked lumber and settle in for a long night of holiday story telling, holiday beer drinking, holiday fire jumping, holiday tooth chipping, and general holiday debauchery under the stars. There is even talk of setting up a holiday bike skills course so we can increase the odds of a holiday broken collarbone.
And finally the namesake beer exchange. This is where we memorialize the evening with the signature "best beer presentation" contest. As you will see from previous years' reports the competition is stiff and the bar is raised (or lowered depending on your perspective) each year, but the winner earns much exalted alpha-male status at a years' worth of block parties and backyard BBQs. Even last year's runner-up - who lost on an technicality - is now a local legend.
More details to come on what to bring, exact time, contest fine print, etc. Also note we can scrounge up a few loaner night lights, bicycles, and helmets (all required) if you let us know far enough ahead of time. All you really need to worry about at this point is:
- Informing your wife that you'll be sleeping on the couch that night (if you're lucky) and
- Planning the theme for your beer presentation (let your brain stem do the thinking here)
Chris
P.S. In case you want to see how "low" you can go with the contest or just get stoked by reading about the previous years' events, here are the ride reports:
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
A Terrible Night
Steve hasn't been on a bike in almost a year. Not since Jenna bit the big one. Yet he decided to climb back onto a single-track night ride with a persnickety rear derailleur and failing headlamp. Now that is true mo7s style!
And thanks to Jim for the personal send-off at Pinecroft and Kaiser. That was a first!
By the way it was a spectacular moonlit night, mid 50s. A terrible night for couch surfing, but most excellent for biking...
"Life is not so short but that there is always time enough for one more ride."
-- Unknown
And thanks to Jim for the personal send-off at Pinecroft and Kaiser. That was a first!
By the way it was a spectacular moonlit night, mid 50s. A terrible night for couch surfing, but most excellent for biking...
"Life is not so short but that there is always time enough for one more ride."
-- Unknown
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Double Trouble
It was sad and hilarious at the same time.
Andy set a blistering pace. Bob said he was "riding it like he stole it." To his credit Andy was committed to keeping us on schedule to hit 19 miles of highlights in two hours - the Fox Pen, Crack Head Bob, and some new trails from the Jamboree. I managed to ride his wheel for about 15 minutes then dropped back to the #4 (out of 5) position where I belonged.
The GPS was acting a little finicky so there were frequent stops to consult on navigation. And then Andy would get a sense of urgency to make up for lost time. The result was a series of furious 10 minute dashes punctuated by 2 minute stops to consult the GPS and scratch our heads. Interval training. Sort of.
The sad part was that our #5 rider was suffering off the back and EVERY time we stopped and he caught up with us Andy would immediately shove off for another frantic dash with zero opportunity for #5 to unclip much less catch his breath. But the hilarious part was that EVERY time we stopped and #5 caught up with us, Andy would immediately shove off for another frantic dash with zero opportunity for #5 to unclip much less catch his breath.
Luckily #5 saw the (sick) humor in this and suffered oh so gracefully.
Luckily #5 saw the (sick) humor in this and suffered oh so gracefully.
The ride home was glorious. Four of is in the F150 King Cab with seat heaters all around. Let me tell you a seat heater after a 2 hour beat down feels awesome. We had a beer and checked out MikeM's back yard skills course, and then MikeR and I headed back to the 'hood and as I was unloading my bike I got a text message from Jimmy. Something to the effect of "heading out for a ride after I finish my sandwhich, anyone want to join me?" There I was all suited up with my bike but...my legs were screaming NO!
So I said YES.
And so Jim and I cranked out a short ride at the lake, my legs screaming I TOLD YOU SO the entire time. But it was spectacular just the same, brilliant sunshine and low 50s.
So now here I sit on the couch, fire crackling in the fireplace, football on the big screen. I think I'll have me some Ben and Jerry's Half Baked GUILT FREE.
Chris
"Art is suffering."
-- Squidward Tentacles
Friday, November 12, 2010
It's Got Soul
| Confetti on the Bonus-Bonus Loop |
I am so lucky to see amazing stuff like this in my own back yard. I wonder how many people live within 5 minutes of this place and have no idea?
| The Sole Trail's Got Soul |
On the way home, I stopped on the Sole Trail to document the trail's namesake. I actually like to think of it as the Soul Trail as in Souuuuuuuuuul Train which as you know is and always has been "the hippest trip in America." I think the Sole Trail is pretty hip too...
Sunday, November 7, 2010
21 and Loving It
Let's start with the ride. It was the 5th Annual Fair Hill Mountain Bike Jamboree. A few hundred local mountain bikers turned out in spectacular fall weather for guided rides, food, beer, bike schwag, games, and to enjoy the generally awesome mountain bike mojo. Weather was crisp 40° with brilliant sunshine when the "B" rides started at 9:00am. Shorts weather!
Sign me up for next year.
"Hitch your bicycle to a star. Or a roof rack on a car"
- unknown
P.S. Oh yeah, the rule breakers:
- Doble moving spacers on his rear wheel, wound up with ball bearings rolling around on his garage floor. Somehow he slapped his rear hub back together and it seemed to work perfectly fine today.
- I had better luck, installing 21T cog on my SS. It's amazing what a difference a 5% reduction in gear inches makes to a pair of 50 year old knees. 21 and loving it!!
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