If you ask Andy I think he will tell you that I have been providing a unrivaled entertainment value on recent rides (especially after this morning's ride). I remind you that this entertainment is being provided at my own (bodily) expense. I am now keeping score, four "notable" injuries in the last six rides. Usually I go a couple of months between notables. This morning Sara observed that it looks like I "have two knees on my right leg" and my other leg is still so purple it is gross. Not sure who will fill the void in my absence but I feel sorry for them already, maybe our recent ER patron will take up the slack?
“I'll take the Pain and Humiliation Combo, super-sized”