Sunday, December 4, 2011

Answers to The Questions

I can't wait to see what questions get answered at this month's Bike, Bonfire, and Beer exchange. Following are some burning questions that got answered last year :

1. MM's entry in the Best Beer Presentation contest was disqualified because:
a) Someone dropped a deuce in it while he wasn't looking
b) The material in the magazine rack wasn't "edgy" enough
c) It wasn't sacrificed to the mountain biking Gods
d) The TP was scratchy because of the stickerse) all of the above
2. Last year RV brought some contraband that had to be confiscated so we could relax around the bonfire. What did he bring?
a) A jar of home made "Mountain Dew"
b) A baggie full of Mauwie Wauwie
c) A baggie full of fireworks
d) iPod video "The Opening of Misty Beethoven"
3. You know for sure that Jenn'a older sibling really likes you if: 
a) She has a beer duct-taped to her hand
b) Her toes are pointed toward you
c) Her toes are pointed away from you
d) All of the above
4. You know it is cold at the annual Bike, Bonfire and Beer exchange when:
a) People start burning blowup dolls to keep warm
b) Beer cans start spontaneously exploding
c) None of the above
d) All of the above
Can't wait... 

"It's fun to have fun, but you have to know how."
     --Dr. Seuss

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