AS's wife knows that if AS goes to the bonfire that their dental deductible will be paid before the end of December.
- True
- False
DC took the fire jumping contest to new heights when he attempted to jump the bonfire:
- With two feet
- With a bicycle
- With a garden tractor
- While soaked in kerosene
In the last two bonfires MY has:.
- Laughed and Cried
- Laughed and Danced
- Flown and Danced
- All of the above
Last year MH impersonated Dr. Henry Kissinger so that he could:
- Bring world peace
- Be first in line for hot chili
- Throw Jenna into the fire
- None of the above
At the 2007 bonfire MR left the party early (and mad) and was about to walk into his house when he decided to go back to the bonfire to take a swing at one of the other riders.
- True
- False
The ladies panties that CD gave to SM as a gag gift were actually from :
- CD's wife
- SM's sister
- Both CD's wife and SM's sister
- The Cougar at Chelsey's
The day after the 2008 bonfire when MR could not find his Best Beer Presentation contest entry, he accused MO7S of destroying the family heirloom. He was upset because of the rule that all entries must burn to be eligible. Where was the family heirloom?
- In the fire pit (ashes)
- Somewhere east of Downingtown in the Brandywine Creek
- Safely stashed in his truck parked in his driveway
- None of the above
The "MRDBS" sign nailed to a tree on the Bonus Loop stands for:
- MR's Deep Brain Stimulation
- MR's Drunken Bike Shop
- MR's Drunken Brain Stimulation
- None of the above
One of our riders MM was nicknamed "DB4." In his case "DB" stands for
- Diamond Back
- Douche Bag
- Double Black-diamond
- Diarrhea Bubble
TP's commitment to mountain biking is suspect because:
- His other bike is a motorcycle
- His front fork is a lefty
- All of the above
- None of the above
What was The Cougar's opening line at Chelsea's?
- "You guys from around here?"
- "Is that a spanner wrench in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"
- "I'm no spring chicken, but I am a cougar! Grrrrrrr!"
- "I need to get me some Irish meat and potatoes!"
DM purchased a bike off eBay "because it looked cool." Too bad for him because this bike has an unfortunate tendency to:
- Debit his PayPal account
- Fold in half when traversing uneven ground
- None of the above
- All of the above
Match the rider with the riding outfit or accessory that they DID wear on at least one ride:
- Riders
- RV
- DM
- JA
- DC
- BG
- Outfit/accessory:
- Flesh-tone leotards
- Bootyliscious booties with pink trim
- Skate-boarder helmet
- Wool sport coat
- Green polka-dot union suit
SF is one of the few with a trail named after him. This trail is called:
- SF's demise
- The Bonus Loop
- SF's mud pit
- Sidewinder
KO is considered an anti-social mountain biker because he:
- Brings rotten wood to the bonfire
- Rides while listening to an iPod
- Won't chew tobacco (except once in the BVIs)
- All of the above
After someone crashes RI has been known to say:
- "Pain is temporary, glory is forever"
- "Chicks dig the dirty ones"
- ”I’d rather have a brother that was gay than a cousin that was a roadie"
- 1 and 2
Please click the comment link at the bottom of this post to record your answers. The winner will get a free ride with SM to the windowless Video-X-Press in Malvern to shop for party favors.
