Cinco

Cinco De Mayo gets started
two days early

Following is a Friday Happy Hour Ride fun quiz, because I am still trying to figure out what the heck happened out there yesterday afternoon...

Kirk didn't like the flower on his helmet because

1. It had poor aerodynamics 
2. It made his butt look big
3. The pink clashed with his yellow Engin bike bike and black spandex

Mike impressed the group by

1. Riding a bike to the beer tree less than three weeks after separating his shoulder
2. Doing a a "too good" good imitation of Mike Honcho 
3. Wearing a pearl necklace



Tequila, because beer and
mountain biking do not mix

4. All of the above

People were looking at us weird as we rode to The Beer Tree because

1. We were riding to a beer tree
2. Our bikes and helmets were festooned with big tissue paper flowers
3. We were celebrating Cinco De Mayo on May third
4. We don't know, nor do we care

The Beer Tree was pruned because

1. There was one of everything up there and we had run out of ideas
2. The cans were fading and it was starting to look more like a recycling center exploded than an object d'art
3. Some people in high places may not have our sense of humor



Fresh Guacamole and homemade
heirloom tomato salsa

4. We don't like beer anymore

It is a good idea to ride the bonus loop wearing a sombrero if

1. You are Irish
2. The sombrero is from Chi Chi's
3. It is May 3rd
4. All of the above

Riding home with a bag full of empty beer cans strapped to your camelback is

1. A good idea because leaving it in the woods would be inconsiderate
2. A bad idea because the stale beer leaks all over your shorts
3. A good idea because the stale beer leaks all over your shorts



Does the pink flower on my head
make by butt look big???

4. Something that had to be done

For Friday Happy Hour Rides we draw the line at two session ales (5% or less) because alcohol and mountain biking do not mix

1. True
2. False
3. Huh?

Log your answers here, the winner gets a free mp3 recording of Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass' Spanish Flea (a.k.a. theme to "The Dating Game").

Chris

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever." 

     -- David St. Hubbins (This is Spinal Tap)