I would agree to ride 35+ if you youngsters agree to ride sport class - most fun to ride as a group.
As for the non-stop ride the no-dab was a nice footnote but in the end the time diff was 3 minutes - well within the margin of error considering the damage some did the night before.
Remember the immortal words of our mentor who said:
* Pain is temporary
* Glory is forever
* That bike chick sort of digs you but is not loking for a beginner
I am disappointed to hear you are boozing again...